Top 10 list

Today's top 10 list of my confession. Are any of you guilty of these?
10. I look at my strings if I make a bad shot. (There must be something wrong with the racquet)
9. I'm a ball hog. I hold all the balls when I serve.
8. I try to hold all the balls when you are serving too.
7. I've got a lot of superstitions. (Thanks to one of my partners. Christine! )
6. I secretly think I should beat everyone I play.
5. I sometimes hit people on purpose.
4. If I do hit you on purpose, I never mean it when I say, "I'm sorry".
3. I hate playing people that wear all white. It generally means they are cute and in shape.
2. Bad line calls really make me insane and I lose focus.
1. When bad line calls are made, refer to line 5.