Study regarding recreational preferences

... After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.