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10. I always lose against people who wear knee braces. 9. The only way my partner can get me not to double fault is to tell me to double fault...because I'm so rebellious. 8. Sometimes when I'm serving to a strong player, I say mean things to them in my mind as I'm tossing the ball. 7. I've never been sorry when I've hit someone, even when I didn't mean to. 6. I hate to lose and am guilty of disliking everyone who beats me. 5. I play much better in my mind on the way to matches. 4. I play much better in my mind on the way home from matches. 3. My dream is to keep playing tennis even when I'm 80. 2. Whenever I make a bad shot, I too look at my racket. 1. Since starting rec tennis, I am now a tennis geek and have decided I love Jim Courier rather than Sheriff Andy Taylor.
10 Clues you are out of your league. 10. The whole team shows up with multiple bag tags clinking as they walk by. 9. They have matching iniforms. 8. They start having a conversation in the middle of a game. 7. They take turns runnig after the ball while the other does their nails. 6. They don't laugh at your beginner, trying my hardest, out of breath miss hit for a point. 5. All the food on the table consists of fruit, vegatables and something with wheat grass in it. 4. Their line 5 players look about half my age, and I am not that old. 3. Their line 1 players look about 2 steps from the nursing home. 2. Their surname is something like Williams, Roddick, or Agassi. 1. Your match is over before the next line is even finished warming up.
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10. I always lose against people who wear knee braces.
9. The only way my partner can get me not to double fault is to tell me to double fault...because I'm so rebellious.
8. Sometimes when I'm serving to a strong player, I say mean things to them in my mind as I'm tossing the ball.
7. I've never been sorry when I've hit someone, even when I didn't mean to.
6. I hate to lose and am guilty of disliking everyone who beats me.
5. I play much better in my mind on the way to matches.
4. I play much better in my mind on the way home from matches.
3. My dream is to keep playing tennis even when I'm 80.
2. Whenever I make a bad shot, I too look at my racket.
1. Since starting rec tennis, I am now a tennis geek and have decided I love Jim Courier rather than Sheriff Andy Taylor.
10 Clues you are out of your league.
10. The whole team shows up with multiple bag tags clinking as they walk by.
9. They have matching iniforms.
8. They start having a conversation in the middle of a game.
7. They take turns runnig after the ball while the other does their nails.
6. They don't laugh at your beginner, trying my hardest, out of breath miss hit for a point.
5. All the food on the table consists of fruit, vegatables and something with wheat grass in it.
4. Their line 5 players look about half my age, and I am not that old.
3. Their line 1 players look about 2 steps from the nursing home.
2. Their surname is something like Williams, Roddick, or Agassi.
1. Your match is over before the next line is even finished warming up.
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